The one time that turned into more. He wants someone else, but he gets into bed with you. It doesn't matter - you both know how little time you have together, and that's okay.
The fake relationship. He pretends you're it. He introduces you to his friends by listing what he believes are your many talents. He fucks you, then he dumps you.
The perfect arsehole. You love him. You hate him. You will never be rid of him. You are ambivalence and he is ambiguity.
The not so nice guy. He is everything that is good up close. It's when you take a step back that the bad manifests. You can not breach that distance.
The clingy commitment-phobe. He loves everything about you and says so regularly. But he does not want you.
The drunken experiment. He was lost and you helped him find his way again. He will never acknowledge this or you.
The secret shame. He is sweetness behind closed doors, but in public you barely relate. He is damaged, but then, so are you.
The cheat. He could have been perfect, but he is not yours.
So, who's next?