Back.

Back from my walk and blogging again?

Well, in my defence, we're going down to the beach in about 30 minutes, so I don't really want to start doing anything more time-consuming that I'm going to have to stop in the middle of.

It's a bit windy out, but still beautiful.


I'm eating chips. So much for now carbs.

Here's to adherence.

My Host Mother.

My Host Mother went out this morning, and came back with a ring for me.


You can't really see it but let me just tell you it is very very weird. She thought it was funny, and bought it as a sort of joke, but I love it.

I have made a start on this story of mine, but it's very average, I think. I'm not sure about the format I've written it in. I think it might be too complicated.

IDK.

I'm going for a walk now. Bornholm is beautiful in the summer time.

NO.

No carbohydrates for the next two weeks at least.

Detox detox detox - I feel like death.

My body hates me, seriously.

P.S. Why doesn't my digital camera have a self-timer function? It's really giving me the shits.

I'm trying.

I'm trying to write but it's proving difficult. I have this great idea that's just festering away inside my brain.

I have something else on my mind so I can't really focus on what it is that I'm typing.

I feel strange and I'm sorry, but I still want to go home.

I WRITE.

I WRITE TRANSGRESSIVE FICTION.

Mystery solved - end of chapter.

I feel liberated.

I bought.

I bought a harmonica on ebay.

Yeah, ebay. Austen was impressed. He was all, "You hear people saying 'I bought it on ebay' in movies and stuff, but you actually have in real life!"

I started playing today and I can semi play Hallelujah. I'm proud :)


Ooo look at me, I'm playing harmonica! Special.

I love.

I love my horse.

I love to ride it.

I love to make love to it too.

So feed the horse!

Good song, good song. Well, not really, but it brings back some rad Euro Tour '09 memories.

Saw Kaiser Chiefs last night. It went aaaaawfff like milk in the sun (except better).

Went to dinner at a friend of my host families tonight. It was surprisingly fun. Her daughter is cool and we hit it off so we'll probs chill soon.

In the mean time, everybody just feed the horse (yum yum).

This morning.

This morning I was in the bath tub. The water felt tepid.

I placed my hand under the tap and found that the running water was steaming.

Lying back down I touched my sides with my fingers and was shocked.

It was I who was cooling the water; it was I who was cold.

Crisis.

Crisis averted. I need to stop jumping to conclusion and just caaalllm down. Logic is the key.

Frank and I were just talking on msn and we both realized we share a rather interesting prejudice.We've named it 'anti-idiotism'.

I have a really big intolerance for stupid people. I'm not talking about people who do crap in school and blah blah blah; I'm talking about people who seem to have no concept of the aforementioned logic.

Granted, I had a lapse yesterday, but it only took me an hour or so to re-gather the tendrils of my thoughts (and, by the way, it was also largely lack-of-sleep-induced).

So I'm sure I had a point or something but I have forgotten it. Fantastic.

Something.

Something horrible has happened.